Blowjobs, Head & Brain...OH MY!!!

Situation:
Many readers seemed to be fascinated and intrigued by our blog. Some readers have even taken it upon themselves to suggest topics. We appreciate it, so keep the ideas coming!! :) However, one topic just kept coming up -- BLOWJOBS -- and how important or unimportant they are to a relationship. So here we go...

She Says:

When we selected this topic, the 1st thing I heard in my head was... "She give good brain like she graduated from a good school..." - Lil Wayne

I am going to try my very best do this with a slight filter, for fear that people might think that this post is dripping in experience. Let me just state my opinion early and firmly...the oral stimulation of a male's penis is extremely important to a relationship. I repeat, the oral stimulation of a male's penis is extremely important. Men always complain that black women view fellatio as unimportant, so I had to put on my researchers hat and see if this claim was true.

I completed a very informal poll with a small sample of 10 black women between the ages of 25-32. All participants in the poll were college graduates, with five (5) having/obtaining advance degrees (my friends are the ish). Out of the poll respondents -- eight (8) confirmed that BJs were important to a relationship. A few quotes worthy of sharing:

"Hell YES is my answer. All day everyday until my jaws cramps."

"Yes, but I don't think they should be."


Why are they important in the relationship you ask? Because your man, boo, or whoever, loves them and they make him happy; you want to make him happy right?! I remember the moment I knew head was important; I had developed a signal for my bf to use to alert me that I was doing the job right. A simple rub on the nose was used to assure me that I was headed (get it, lol) in the right direction. *lowers head in slight shame*

So to the ladies who genuinely enjoy orally stimulating and know that it is important to want to please their man, boo, or whoever, keep up the good work! However to those women who don't think it is important, I implore you to go grab your laptop and search Superhead on PornHub.com and watch her go to work, study her technique, and rewind if you have to. Then go grab your man, boo, or whoever...throw him down in a chair, get on your knees in front of him, get that confidence up, put a smile on your face, relax your jaw, and get the hell to work! Like Drake, you can thank me later...

A
 

He Says:
Let the church say Amen!! *drops mic*


K

15 comments:

Nikki said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A you did that! I don't even know where to begin!!!

Anonymous said...

This was great! Ladies give dome and make the world a better place!

Alex B. said...

My friend RT this on twitter! I am now following you...You need to stand on the mountain top and spread your gospel to all women! Your friends are awesome, they are educated and give head, only thing better is a woman with no teeth! lol

TeeTee said...

Saw this link on twitter! I have never laughed at something so funny!!! A -- your account was great, but what I love the most is that you implored women to get on it! lol lol

Anonymous said...

This should be a bumper sticker... Make the World a better place and GIVE HEAD! lol lol

A said...

yall are a mess! I am glad everyone enjoyed my thoughts! lol

Andre said...

OMG!!! AB you killed this...I mean wow! Why can't more women be like this!!!! Your instructions are appreciated by men everywhere!

Anonymous said...

A --- why are you and all your friends single?!?! I'll be your man! :)

A said...

@Andre -- Thanks Homie!!! :)

@Anon -- Aww thanks! You could have been my FDLF boo, but you are Anon! Sorry lol

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