Ray-J: A Real R&B Thug!

Situation: Unless you were living under a rock yesterday, you heard the Ray-J interview with the Breakfast Club on 105.1 in NYC. We must say that it was highly entertaining. Of course we couldn’t let this slip by…

He Says:

I was definitely a doubter… and I never thought I would say this ever in my life…but---William Raymond Norwood Jr. is a real ninja. Not one of them fake ninjas, but a true thug. I think he said it best with, “Ninjas saying Ray J got beat up?? I socked that ninja in the face!”

For those who may not know what I am speaking of, let me fill you in. Fabolous and Ray-J got into a slight altercation this weekend over some twitter jokes. For those of you who might not know just how thorough William is, let me help you understand through the lens of the greatest interview in radio history—which went down yesterday morning, and during which Ray-J was completely spazzing on Fabolous. He actually told another grown man never to touch down on the west coast. That means Fabolous can’t even go visit Rancho Cucamonga without the goons coming out on him. Now go ahead and tell me that’s not thug life right there!

William further proceeded to tell Fabolous that he would find the goons that like dudes to rape him. Now I don’t know about the rest of the FDLF family, but all thugs I know definitely have goons at the ready to butt rape their enemies. That’s how they get down in the streets.

A lot of you might still be questioning my man William’s gangsta. So let me remind you of a few last things: he “got a indoor pool and a outdoor pool.” He “don’t drive no mutha f’n 97 GT!” And if you want to question him one more time---go to his crib and he “will show you all his cars’ pink slips.” Or just ask Kim K.

Dadadada Dayum!

K

She Says:

To say that I thoroughly enjoyed Ray-J’s rant yesterday morning would be an understatement. Ray-J started my previously boring ass Monday morning off with a bang. After listening, my first inclination was to wonder how long it was going to take for momma Sonia to whoop that ass! Lol!

Within minutes of his rant, Ray-J was trending on twitter and had several hash tags attached to his rant like, #PeopleTougherThanRayJ or #ThingsTougherThanRayJ. Black twitter had gone into frenzy! While laughing hysterically at the rant and my timeline alike, I began to think about what the take-a-ways from this whole situation might be. So here are my top 5 lessons to learn from Ray’s epic rant:

1. You Can Get Rich From Reality TV – Ray-J apparently owns 6 Bentleys, 7 Rolls-Royces, 10 Phantoms, 3 Maybachs, 20,000 square foot houses, glass chandeliers, 2 white ponies, a unicorn, and Bubbles (#ripMJ). I mean I was truly impressed that Ray-J had pink slips to all his cars! Way to make worthwhile investments (* rolls eyes *).

2. You Have to Apologize for Being a Broke Ass Bitch – You are broke if you do not have an outdoor and indoor version of every amenity in your home. I am installing an outdoor kitchen tomorrow. Y’all won’t be talking about me, huh!

3. Sending Goons to Rape Others is Acceptable – I did not know it was hot in the streets for men to send other grown men “to bend them over and have them stick it that n*gga’s booty.” OHHH MYY! O_O

4. To Appear Hard, Just Over Enunciate – It appeared to help Ray-J get his point across!!! I have a new respect for the word ‘apologize’.

5. Nick Cannon is Still Corny – While we’re on the subject of wack dudes, I need to say that I really just hate him! Marrying Mariah didn’t help the cause at all. ::shrugs::

The end. Y’all better comment or I will have my goons on y’all bumpers. LOL!

A

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Searching for the link stumbled upon this! Funny funny post!!!!!!

K said...

We appreciate you visiting. Make sure to come back!

Anonymous said...

Damn!!!!!!! K - used the full government! Hahahaha

A - the random Nick Cannon reference, too funny! But I agree he is on the corny list! Lol

Nay

Anonymous said...

LOL! Y'all are hilarious. Yeah note to Ray J...real thugs don't do radio interviews and legally implicate themselves. As a matter of fact they don't talk about it...people just end up missing. Oh wait...he spent more time talking about his assets than rollin' on Fab. Yeah...not a thug.

Anonymous said...

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Poor Lil Brandy's brother... Y'all hear Fab's response?

AJ

K said...

O both A and I were streaming the interview live. Shoutout to the moneyteam

Anonymous said...

Y'all fools, but RayJ is the real fool clearly!!

That was the best thing about yesterday!

Tee Tee

Anonymous said...

As a member-at-large of the Money Team, we not feelin ya'll jokes. Smacks will be commissioned and sodomizing goons will be assembled...do not attempt to enter the western hemisphere. You have been warned.

StillQueenB said...

If Ray-J is a thug, then I am Don Corleone.

Anonymous said...

http://rapradar.com/2011/09/19/fabolous-speaks-on-ray-j-altercation/

this sums it up in a nutshell Ray J is on drugs yall!!!!

Anonymous said...

With everything that is going on in the world y'all focus on this and not Troy Davis! Black people will never rise!

James T.

A said...

Y'all are funny!!!

Why are you a member=at=large to the money team! NOOO!!!! lmao

@James T. -- Sorry you feel that way, but if you want hard news or justice system injustice reads then visit CNN.com or thegrio.com. They might fit your taste better... We at FDLF choose to focus on funny pop culture and other random topics at our discretion and sometimes the reader's suggestion. You know why? Because it is our fucking blog! What is also great is if you choose to speak about Troy Davis then feel free to go to www.blogger.com and start your own blog and post there!

Oh, and be sure to share the link here, I will come read it so you can stay off our bumpers! We got the pink slips to this here blog! BOOM!!!

K said...

Boooom!!

Anonymous said...

I knew y'all were going to do this post! I would have been heated if y'all let this pass by and not comment on it. Kudos on the consistency recently!

@James T. -- yes this is the reason, this very blog post, is why black people won't rise!

@A -- That is why I luv you boo! LMAO!!!

Andre

Tony G said...

Just out o' curiousity, bein that Floyd grew up in Michigan, and lil Wilile Norwood grew up in the mean streets of Carson, Ca....how exactly did he and Floyd "grow up together"? (as per his justification for singin the nigga a song in his living room).

SMB said...

Y'all are hilarious!! That interview had me in tears all day! What grown man tells another grown man that he gonna get his goons on him?! LMAOO!

@Andre "yes this is the reason, this very blog post, is why black people won't rise!"<--LMAOOO #RealTears

A said...

@Tony -- they did grow up together! When Floyd's dick grew up in the region of of say Ray-J's anus!!! Lmao

Tony G said...

A! LMAO. Nooooooooo. It's only gangsta, if you have others do the booty pokin FOR you. Real G's contract out for anal piracy...

Anonymous said...

A -- that last comment crossed the line, but that would make any grown man grow up FAST! lmao

Anonymous said...

Where do I begin?

1. LMAO @ A's list, especially Nick Cannon.

2. SMH.....face in my hands....OH NO! Ray J is such a waste of a cute face. He is the ultimate minstrel show. Can we have a moment of silence for attractive, wack men all over the world?

3. Ray J and Fabolous? Really? #Confused

4. Name droppin, Bentleys and anal raping.....SMH.....face in my hands....OH NO!

5. Granny is #TougherThanRayJ

Shaquetta

A said...

LMAO!! Moment of silence for wack men all over the world taken!

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